Current Event 11/15/07

Bike sex man placed on probation

51 years old, Robert Stewart from Ayr, was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in the bedroom of a hostel, who called a police.

They used a master key to unlock the door, and found out, that accused was wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.

Sheriff told, that he has seen almost every peversion known to mankind, but this one is a new one to him. He has never heard of cycle-sexualist.

Stewart told police, that he was just drunk.